“My prof said, 'Just buy valium.' For the plane.”

“Haha. Sounds like a funny prof.”

“Going to have a valium cocktail.”

“Vocktail.”

“WHOA ARE WE FLOATING YOU GUYS.”

“My foldout tray is floating and has a face on it.”

“I'll be super-drugged. HELLO VALIUM. I've never had valium.”

“I'm...in the air...or...zzzzzzz.”

“Drugs.”

“Smooth sailing.”

“Lol.”